Stay gay, bud *double pistols and a wink*

princessprotectorhornet

We have a dachshund at my clinic named Dach Holliday,,, I’m in love

beetledrink

biohack: if you take a huge bong hit then chase it with a big gulp of hot coffee you can start pouring sweat like you’re in a sauna on command

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird

bogos-bint3d

Tumblr has forever affected how I refer to my food. Macking cheese in the michael wave. My dinnar #mydinnar. Grilling absolute cheese. It goes on

sovietnam

blackoutbruh

sis and diva idk

ladymariayuri

cure-typhoon

snaxle

the worst part of personally enjoying the idea of a character having a child in the far future is that literally everyone else who does this does this in an evil misogynistic way

snaxle

nooo dont make that woman into a stay at home mom who bakes bread for the family and singlehandedly raises all the kids while her husband goes out and has all the fun adventures. fucking stoppppp

snaxle

nooo don't make that woman into a perfect 10/10 mom without any flaws that doesnt have any personality outside of being a mom. you're literally gonna make me cry

snaxle

nooo dont assume that woman having children will automatically make them 100x happier with their lives and that they if never had them they wouldve been forever miserable and unhappy, and then make them be a stay at home mom. im going to rip your spine out

egberts

sandmandaddy69

yamada-ryo

Target audience

homosexualslug

A tweet by @bigcatburger (with the account name DJ Burger) that reads "When your buddy is lowkey unique but you still fw him." This is followed by a photo of a capybara and fennec fox standing together in a red, white and pink tiled room.

A screenshot of a reply to the tweet in the first image by user @Fardpoop21 that says "Which one is the unique one?"

A screenshot of a tweet replying to the reply in the second message, where user @bigcatburger, with the account name DJ Burger, replies, "We are all unique in our own ways, twin" followed by another reply by @FardPoop21 that says, "Thank you dj burger"

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

derinthescarletpescatarian

waben

eldritch-sanctum

misscrazyfangirl321

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

notcruvusmemes

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

bitchesgetriches

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