I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain
If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain
hey good news
there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"
Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures
They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet.
They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.
They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.
Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.
learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
if the marquis de sade saw that sadism had been named after him, he would go "fuck yes"
oh no i'm being humiliated in public i hate this - Mr Masochism
One thing that I love about the Yokai Watch manga is that, unlike his anime counterpart who was mostly just a normal kid and a straightman to all the weird comedy around him, manga Nate feels much more like a serious protagonist.
Just the amount of times he's about to sacrifice himself to save his Yokai friends is more than enough proof of that 😂
dick, who just got black mailed by 12 year old stalker tim: scary, that tim kid has a spot on bat-glare despite not spending anytime with you whatsoever, i mean the resemblance is uncanny
bruce trying to figure out if he ever slept with janet drake: very scary…
"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
i love men so much i feel like im going to puke
Just walked past a normal guy in a tshirt and i almost tripped
SHUT UPPPPPPPPP
Of all the monster capture games, Yokai watch has the best level design. I wish bitches would study yokai watch more. If yall studied yokai watch more and didn’t study pokemon, yall games wouldn’t be looking like flat empty wastelands.
